Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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