i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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