Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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