I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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