Don't make out with my wife yet
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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