Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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