Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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