Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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