Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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