I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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