She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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