I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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