Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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