Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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