She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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