I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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