I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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