O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I hope mine doesn't look like that
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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