If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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