it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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