The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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