She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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