I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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