just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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