i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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