Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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