Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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