I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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