she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
