your room smells of hookers.
And success
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
