i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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