He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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