Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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