so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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