"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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