Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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