I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it was like eating out sand paper
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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