you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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