Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I cut my penus on the lid.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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