I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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