it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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