i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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