Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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