ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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