i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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