as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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