at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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