I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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