are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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