you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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