How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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