Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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