I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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