She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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