Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
