your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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